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  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 April 1990 (24 years)
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About trying_madly : I read every single FML within about 36 hours of finding the site but there were only like 50 pages. I keep updated everyday. Yeah, i'm a loser like that.

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TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND WAS GOING DOWN ON ME!! RIGHT AS I WAS REALLY GETTING INTO IT, HE PAUSES, FROWNS, AND SAYS, "I THINK I SEE THE PEE HOLE."

#1046980
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91013) - you deserved it (7414)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I performed in mah school play . Right before mah big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage looool and I became aroused . The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus . All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion . FML

#981592
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95565) - you deserved it (39062)

On 04/14/2009 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by jizzlemonster13 (man) - United States (New York)

Today , mah grlfriend and looool I were watching TV. She starts to undo mah belt buckle , unzips mah fly and then takes mah pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited , she says to me , ( Just joking. ) FML

#946704
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (154459) - you deserved it (22750)

On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I was aving sex wit ma boyfriend. He knows tat I loveen e breats on ma neck. Wen I was about to finis e put is lips a millimeter away from ma neck/ear an breated , "I love ow u smell like ma grandmoter's ouse." FML

#946038
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102102) - you deserved it (8790)

On 04/13/2009 at 8:07am - intimacy - by bodyelectric (woman) - United States

Today... I was flrting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated... and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said... "Your nuts!" She meant... "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

#869850
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37226) - you deserved it (90655)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)

Today, Was The First Time My Boyfriend Slept Over. He Was Hard, So I Woke Him Up By Whispering In His Ear, "If You Could Get Me To Do Anything Right Now, What Would It Be?" His Response, "Can You Get Me A Bowl Of Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream?" He Was Hard, 4 Ice Cream. FML

#796912
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82719) - you deserved it (13623)

On 04/04/2009 at 6:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Denmark (Roskilde)

yesterday mah boyfriend and I had sex fir the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "what do I do now?" FML

#718937
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (134480) - you deserved it (15199)

On 03/31/2009 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met mah girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner . Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby . I never knew she had hernias repaired an said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence . FML

#618069
142 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I saw a vidao in class about woman agd 65+ and thair sax livas. An aldarly, blind woman was having sax at har sanior's homa. I don't know what's worsa, watching an hour-long documantary on this, or tha fact that thasa woman r having way mora sax than I am. FML

#459732
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83558) - you deserved it (9586)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:46am - intimacy - by notenoughsex (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday I saw an attractive man outside te club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up aving sex in my apartment. Te next looool day wen I was dropping im off, I discovered e was omeles and was outside te club begging fir money. My ouse is suddenly out of bread and ceese. FML

#448904
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32250) - you deserved it (140783)

On 03/18/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by Melaknee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I was taking a shower with mah new boyfriend fir the frst time. Last night was the frst night we spent together. As I was washing mah hair... I lookd down at mah feet and noticd yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on mah feet was from the shower head. FML

#436547
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98402) - you deserved it (18244)

On 03/18/2009 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Marcela (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I askd my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips looool if he wantd to eat me. He lookd at the potato chips, he lookd at me an said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

#432766
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39162) - you deserved it (86500)

On 03/18/2009 at 1:22am - intimacy - by myennechee (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today... me an mah boyfriend were just about to have sex an I was so excitd to do it just like the movies. He carrid me up an just as he was about to lay me on the bd he sneezd... dropping me at the same time. I hit mah head. Now I have 12 stitches where mah eyebrow usd to be.

#303053
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79786) - you deserved it (7559)

On 03/13/2009 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by Misc. (woman) - United States (Florida)



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