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  • Birth Date : Friday 20 February 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1448
  • Number of comments : 405
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About trumpetGIRL12345 : well Here's some stuff about me • I want to be a marine when I grow up • I like pie• I hate grammar nazi's so yeah that's it

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Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML

#17352313
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40866) - you deserved it (5491)

On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43668) - you deserved it (4586)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML

#15026564
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31935) - you deserved it (4758)

On 02/18/2011 at 9:47am - misc - by ihavenothing - United States (Texas)

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

#14673565
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9998) - you deserved it (43041)

On 01/22/2011 at 12:39pm - love - by jester777 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML

#14626510
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31133) - you deserved it (4582)

On 01/18/2011 at 1:35pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML

#13851970
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25598) - you deserved it (10982)

On 11/15/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML

#13598783
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22349) - you deserved it (2074)

On 10/26/2010 at 2:35am - work - by robthebuilder (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

#13558964
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29273) - you deserved it (5543)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I started a new job. The supervisor handed me a badge with the name 'Rachel' on it, which is not my name. When I told her this, she responded with, "I know, but it will be easier for the customers to pronounce than your actual name." FML

#13430217
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26281) - you deserved it (3414)

On 10/13/2010 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

#13161532
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12674) - you deserved it (31134)

On 09/22/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by gt - Canada (Ontario)

Today, one of my cousins offered to sell me his mac for a low price. When I got it, I realized it was an old toshiba painted white with an apple sticker on it. My cousin still insists it's a mac. FML

#12612052
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16130) - you deserved it (27428)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by roflcopter (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML

#12535348
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15457) - you deserved it (35399)

On 08/15/2010 at 5:47am - work - by jacko (man) - Reserved

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

#12463713
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16506) - you deserved it (41414)

On 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while at work I tripped and fell in the pool while moving a waste basket. I nearly drowned and had to be saved. I don't know which is worse the fact that I nearly drowned or the fact that I'm a lifeguard. FML

#12236841
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25728) - you deserved it (11829)

On 08/01/2010 at 12:23am - work - by lifeguard down - United States (Pennsylvania)



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