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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36927) - you deserved it (8310)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39260) - you deserved it (3534)

On 08/18/2014 at 11:13am - kids - by Stellarum (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47966) - you deserved it (7407)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:44pm - misc - by ifeelfat (woman) - United States

Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46153) - you deserved it (4605)

On 06/13/2014 at 3:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my cat decided to hide in the garbage can so he could get a free trip outside, but was too fat to climb all of the way inside of it. He got stuck half-way in. It took me ten minutes to get him out. FML

Today, my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in when I'm trying to masturbate. They even turn on all the hot water taps when I'm trying to do it in the shower. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46995) - you deserved it (18137)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after 3 weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35606) - you deserved it (4684)

On 02/17/2014 at 8:01pm - kids - by LittleArtist - United States (Alabama)

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