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by Mr. X / 02/23/2016 at 12:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came out of the closet, after years of fear and shame, thanks to my mom making me to go to a church full of fundies my whole life. In the end, I was in tears. All I got was a frown and a "So? Want a medal or something?" FML
by Anonymous / 02/16/2016 at 8:49am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, cable was installed at my house and the cable guy smelled like some horrid mix of cabbage and cheese. I'm pregnant and suffering from morning sickness. I've sprayed air freshener, lit candles, and opened windows despite the cold outside. I can't get rid of the smell. FML
by soapisyourfriend / 02/16/2016 at 1:53am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I learnt what my boss meant when he said he would 'get his revenge on me' for winning a bet. I have to clean all the rooms that currently have a couple staying in it on February 15th. I don't want to work in a hotel anymore. FML
by Hello condoms and lube / 02/09/2016 at 4:53pm / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Work
Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML
by Anonymous / 02/08/2016 at 12:43pm / Austria / Miscellaneous
by cassie0216 / 02/01/2016 at 11:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by logic / 01/18/2016 at 10:16am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/17/2016 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to explain to my friend that a blue raspberry is not a blackberry, and that blue raspberry is an artificial flavor, not a fruit. This explanation took much longer than it should have. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 11:19am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/01/2016 at 2:03am / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
Today, I showed my husband a recipe for the meal I wanted us to make tonight. He saw cumin was an ingredient and broke into hysterics. By the time he managed to stop laughing, he gasped that he couldn't eat something "with cumin it" and broke down laughing again. FML
by -__- / 12/26/2015 at 8:41am / Miscellaneous
Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML
by shibs / 12/19/2015 at 9:30am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML
by tara / 12/18/2015 at 12:49pm / Switzerland (Zug) / Miscellaneous
Today, my step-brother went grocery shopping alone for the first time. He came home with Ramen and 14 bottles of chocolate milk, which will expire by the 20th. My step-dad is insisting we eat it so it doesn't go to waste. FML
by noodlesandmilk / 12/13/2015 at 9:10am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working as a barista, a customer asked me for "gluten free milk". When I told her that most milk is gluten free, she flew into a fit of rage and cussed me out for being a "cheeky bitch". My manager then lectured me about not being "patronising" to customers. FML
by Anonymous / 12/10/2015 at 12:29am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work