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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 573
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

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Today, I learnt what my boss meant when he said he would 'get his revenge on me' for winning a bet. I have to clean all the rooms that currently have a couple staying in it on February 15th. I don't want to work in a hotel anymore. FML

#21524475
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11442) - you deserved it (895)

On 02/09/2016 at 4:53pm - work - by Hello condoms and lube (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML

#21524037
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16735) - you deserved it (1405)

On 02/08/2016 at 12:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - Austria

Today, my mailman refused to deliver my mail for an undetermined amount of time, because my 8 year-old, arthritic dog, who can barely walk, "made him feel threatened." FML

Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML

#21516555
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20431) - you deserved it (1960)

On 01/18/2016 at 10:16am - money - by logic (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML

#21516140
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20965) - you deserved it (2475)

On 01/17/2016 at 3:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my friend that a blue raspberry is not a blackberry, and that blue raspberry is an artificial flavor, not a fruit. This explanation took much longer than it should have. FML

#21512826
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19665) - you deserved it (2068)

On 01/08/2016 at 11:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML

#21510035
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21253) - you deserved it (4065)

On 01/01/2016 at 2:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I showed my husband a recipe for the meal I wanted us to make tonight. He saw cumin was an ingredient and broke into hysterics. By the time he managed to stop laughing, he gasped that he couldn't eat something "with cumin it" and broke down laughing again. FML

#21508031
64 comments

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On 12/26/2015 at 8:41am - misc - by -__- (woman) -

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

#21505447
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21609) - you deserved it (1690)

On 12/19/2015 at 9:30am - animals - by shibs - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML

#21505151
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21277) - you deserved it (1762)

On 12/18/2015 at 12:49pm - misc - by tara (woman) - Switzerland (Zug)

Today, my step-brother went grocery shopping alone for the first time. He came home with Ramen and 14 bottles of chocolate milk, which will expire by the 20th. My step-dad is insisting we eat it so it doesn't go to waste. FML

#21503235
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20624) - you deserved it (1717)

On 12/13/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by noodlesandmilk (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, while working as a barista, a customer asked me for "gluten free milk". When I told her that most milk is gluten free, she flew into a fit of rage and cussed me out for being a "cheeky bitch". My manager then lectured me about not being "patronising" to customers. FML

#21502119
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21080) - you deserved it (2500)

On 12/10/2015 at 12:29am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my dad as he was getting changed. Now I know genetics can be a real bitch. With such a massive difference in size, I have to question whether I'm even biologically related to this old three-legged git. FML

#21499337
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26982) - you deserved it (3284)

On 12/03/2015 at 9:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML

#21489306
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22136) - you deserved it (5546)

On 11/06/2015 at 5:39pm - misc - by honk honk, fuckwad (man) - United States (California)



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