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  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 August 1987 (27 years)
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Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30055) - you deserved it (74783)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML

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213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32741) - you deserved it (139901)

On 05/07/2009 at 7:36am - animals - by MJ3105 (man) - Israel

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

#1586580
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13276) - you deserved it (55222)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26086) - you deserved it (51132)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:17am - intimacy - by florisvanlent (man) - Netherlands (Drenthe)

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

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36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43469) - you deserved it (9411)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)



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