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Today, I was at work, when this guy came in and paid for his ice cream, then handed me a dollar. I've never gotten a tip before, so I looked at him and said, "Thank you so much, I appreciate it." He stared at me with a weird look for a moment, and then said, "Can I just get that in quarters?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19226) - you deserved it (3535)

On 11/15/2009 at 3:04pm - money - by notip (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

#6298021 (47)

I agree, your life sucks (17818) - you deserved it (3813)

On 11/14/2009 at 5:11am - money - by poorclubgoer (man) - United States

Today, I learned I have over $10,000 in debt, despite never owning a credit card. Apparently, my ex-roommate had been replying to the credit card offers I was receiving in the mail. That also explains my missing driver's license a few months back. FML

#6290019 (65)

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On 11/13/2009 at 5:29pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my credit card number was stolen. The thief used it to purchase identity theft protection. FML

#6248047 (70)

I agree, your life sucks (24604) - you deserved it (1474)

On 11/10/2009 at 8:17pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out my neighbor ordered parking tickets for everyone on the block. My car was 4 inches into his driveway, but not obstructing his exit in any way. That didn't stop him from calling in, on a Sunday, at 8 AM, an 88 dollar ticket. He also left a note "Your parking sucks, love, Greg." FML

#6241775 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (16522) - you deserved it (6450)

On 11/10/2009 at 10:59am - money - by notgreg (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML

#6190811 (33)

I agree, your life sucks (20044) - you deserved it (1303)

On 11/07/2009 at 12:36am - money - by Tipless (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML

#6118488 (43)

I agree, your life sucks (21079) - you deserved it (1914)

On 11/02/2009 at 12:30pm - money - by parched (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML

#6071403 (65)

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On 10/30/2009 at 4:32pm - money - by poorcollegestudent (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was called by my son's school. He had been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse, my handwriting looking like a 6 year olds or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention but I still have my dignity. FML

#5291551 (526)

I agree, your life sucks (5782) - you deserved it (71991)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by Mac - Sent from mobile version

Today, I hired a private investigator to find out if my wife of 15 years is cheating on me with my brother. I don't know what's worse, that she is cheating on me, or that instead of cheating with my brother she's cheating with my brother's wife. FML

#5151842 (266)

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On 09/09/2009 at 5:20pm - love - by nick2.0 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML

#5148313 (183)

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On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I ran into my parents bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door my parents were on top of each other laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML

#5109294 (134)

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On 09/07/2009 at 5:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

#5081396 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (36414) - you deserved it (2470)

On 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by HeShe (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, knowing that the girl I broke up with last night goes crazy after breakups, I threw away my hair products, thinking she switched them with Nair. She didn't... but she did use the key I keep under a flowerpot to take all of my clothes and burn them on my lawn while I was at work. FML

#5066785 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (30599) - you deserved it (5715)

On 09/05/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML

#5040554 (66)

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On 09/04/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by 1ndustrytx (man) - United States (Texas)