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About trollmaster007 : Hello Guys
I go to Wynberg Boys High School in Cape Town look it up :D
Would like to get to know u guys so message me or send ur bbm pins shot ;)
Ya thats my dads car for all you folks who dont think so :D

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Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML


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