troll4thelulz

Search for a member

troll4thelulz

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1059
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

troll4thelulz's page activity

Visits<b>max__333</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 11:16pm<b>bisousmaddie</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 9:46pm<b>KK3137</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 3:56am<b>lilferrit</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 4:23am<b>Kaylynn_Michele7</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 5:48pm<b>ragingatheist</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 9:59pm<b>DrCheese</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 9:50am<b>Meepsters</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 12:20pm<b>tigerfish</b> - the 03/11/2014 at 12:38am<b>Way2Fast8</b> - the 02/26/2014 at 12:38pm<b>pplthinkimbad</b> - the 02/23/2014 at 9:16pm<b>Zaketh2112</b> - the 01/22/2014 at 1:07pm<b>writtenup</b> - the 01/17/2014 at 11:28am<b>bgibbz</b> - the 01/09/2014 at 10:11pm<b>idonotknow7</b> - the 01/04/2014 at 11:25pm<b>WickedFan</b> - the 11/19/2013 at 3:14am<b>parism143</b> - the 10/29/2013 at 5:57pm<b>gabbygirl01</b> - the 07/08/2013 at 10:24pm

troll4thelulz's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

troll4thelulz's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Animals

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids

Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML

by Monika / 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

by Anonymous / 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML

by CheeseyPotatoes / 04/11/2011 at 9:16am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

by fail / 02/16/2011 at 6:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

by jacky tu / 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML

by ugly5402 / 01/06/2010 at 4:05pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML

by Anonymous / 01/05/2010 at 3:16pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I decided to stay in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

by ApolloandDixie / 12/23/2009 at 1:17am / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation

Today, after spending 20 minutes every day working on my abs for the last month and feeling pretty good about how they were looking, I received the first comment about them. A girl poked them and said 'squish'. FML

by Anonymous / 09/11/2009 at 10:51am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML

by Notyourstepmom / 09/07/2009 at 2:22pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

by Hairball / 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm / United States (South Carolina) / Work

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

by rain / 05/31/2009 at 10:05pm / United States (West Virginia) / Love