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troll4thelulz
  • Town/Country : Former Yugoslavic Republic of Macedonia
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Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML

#17279085
86 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 12:35pm - kids - by buiuuum - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

#17245235
146 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
156 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

#17153294
211 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
254 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
360 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML

#16837110
181 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

#16741738
141 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML

#16741320
113 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by loser (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

#16263941
75 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

#16255718
189 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said "We know you will do well". Mine said "We will love you no matter what happens". FML

#16173982
87 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by simonjudy (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

#16161340
143 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)



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