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Today, I was at the arport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shrt said ( Smile if u take it in the ass. ) He then winked at me and walked off. FML

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On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

today my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hardresser. FML

#17279085
89 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 12:35pm - kids - by buiuuum - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah mom trid to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

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On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today I was riding on the bus when I felt a wierd sensation on mah hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

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On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is until she laughed and said "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today... a riot broke outhile I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

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On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

today mah boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking mah birth control pills too. FML

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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter was chargd with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML

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On 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TADAY I SAW MYSELF ON THE NEWS. I WAS ONE OF THE RANDOM PASSERS BY THEY HAD FILMED FIR THEIR STORY ON THE "FAT EPIDEMIC." FML

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On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)

I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the thrd one this month. real FML

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111 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by loser (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, whila driving, a minivan cut ma off . Pissad, I startad honking and cursing . I than want ballistic whan tha drivar wavad out tha window, smiling . It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticad thara "Honk if u lova Jasus" bumpar stickar . FML

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On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -

my family went to Seaworld. Wen we got tere, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I migt get mistaken fir Samu. FML

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On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said "We know you will do well". Mine said "We will love you no matter wat happens". FML

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On 05/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by simonjudy (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I walked in on mah brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of mah panties. FML

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On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)



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