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Today I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is until she laughed and said "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
Today, my daughter was chargd with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML
Today, whila driving, a minivan cut ma off . Pissad, I startad honking and cursing . I than want ballistic whan tha drivar wavad out tha window, smiling . It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticad thara "Honk if u lova Jasus" bumpar stickar . FML
Friday 27 March 2015