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trixy81
  • Town/Country : ? and ?, ? Canada ?
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 November 1998 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 323
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML

#20463224
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26297) - you deserved it (2922)

On 01/16/2013 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my 8-year-old sister matter-of-factly said that she's going to get married before me if I don't stop wearing track pants. FML

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129 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 1:28pm - misc - by Kendra_Nine (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a café with my friends when an elderly man noticed my dimples. He came up to me, stroked them while whispering, "One in a million" then walked out. Now my friends do this to me constantly, even while driving home. I almost hit a tree. FML

#20440419
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27334) - you deserved it (1905)

On 01/03/2013 at 6:35am - misc - by Dimples (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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183 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 1:29am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

#20172584
70 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML

#20054806
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16869) - you deserved it (1290)

On 09/02/2012 at 10:07pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

#19950603
42 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 3:47pm - kids - by ssydneyy - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I came home from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, you're not crippled. Oh wait, yeah you are" and laughed hysterically. FML

#19848525
108 comments

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On 06/26/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by crippy - United States

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

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On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

#16077994
108 comments

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On 05/07/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by Cheerieful - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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1232 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)



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