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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 199
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About trixtheteddy55 : heyyyyyyyy everyone I'm so bored

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Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML


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On 04/18/2014 at 5:31pm - kids - by cantprovenothing (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, due to my wife saying I never cook and we always order pizza, I spent a good hour preparing dinner. While serving it to my kids, they started complaining. My wife told them to shut up. When she took a bite, she looked up at me, smiled, and said, "Do you, you know, want to just order pizza?" FML


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On 04/09/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by Max - United States

Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML


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On 02/07/2014 at 6:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

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