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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 15140
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About trixr4kids : she likes trix, eighties music and toilet humor.

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Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad. I decided to speed to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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On 05/06/2009 at 3:11pm - misc - by jojo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML

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On 05/03/2009 at 12:40pm - misc - by Deirbhile (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, trying to make my 6 year old daughter to laugh, I drew a picture of a butt, a puff of air coming out and the word "toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later, when she was talking with my extremely judgmental mother-in-law, I heard her say "daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking in the kitchen with my parrot on my shoulder and my dog running around. Something freaked out my bird and she bit my ear and started flapping her wings in my face. Surprised, I took a step back, tripped over my dog, fell, hit my head on the stove, and got knocked unconscious. FML

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On 04/26/2009 at 12:07am - kids - by margretlle (woman) - United States (Florida)



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