Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

triscuit

Search for a member

triscuit

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 15534
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About triscuit : :)

triscuit's page activity

Visits<b>jsosk</b> - the 08/02/2014 at 2:35am<b>blackhawkdown69</b> - the 06/18/2014 at 5:56pm<b>Beanu</b> - the 05/19/2014 at 7:55am<b>mazinger_Z</b> - the 05/11/2014 at 8:41am<b>DMAN80182001</b> - the 04/09/2014 at 2:22am<b>IwillBeInfinite</b> - the 12/01/2013 at 8:56pm<b>zomgbies</b> - the 08/07/2013 at 3:02pm<b>Dodopy</b> - the 05/21/2013 at 10:21pm<b>Grassyass</b> - the 03/22/2013 at 7:59am<b>FMLforlife101</b> - the 03/03/2013 at 2:26am<b>Tortuga187</b> - the 01/07/2013 at 3:13pm<b>gfonz</b> - the 08/15/2011 at 2:54pm<b>mafi0</b> - the 11/23/2009 at 8:49pm<b>moonlight_daze</b> - the 08/21/2009 at 11:06am<b>Turnip_Girl</b> - the 07/16/2009 at 11:32am<b>Yeow</b> - the 07/06/2009 at 12:38am<b>Demonspitfir</b> - the 06/17/2009 at 1:59pm<b>hmaguire</b> - the 05/28/2009 at 4:36pm

triscuit's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

triscuit's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

#2654949
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67596) - you deserved it (7576)

On 06/06/2009 at 7:18am - work - by foretwintie (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

#2626905
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41361) - you deserved it (19306)

On 06/05/2009 at 9:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

#2612293
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29979) - you deserved it (74700)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36099) - you deserved it (61361)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML

#2220782
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42936) - you deserved it (13270)

On 05/23/2009 at 8:16pm - love - by CastAway (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at work at an office store. I was instructed to put together several tape-free cardboard boxes. I then realized that I can disassemble and reassemble a computer with my eyes closed and one hand behind my back, but I was outsmarted by a cardboard box. FML

#2161329
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31129) - you deserved it (7563)

On 05/21/2009 at 9:18pm - work - by StellarSapience (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at work at an office store. I was instructed to put together several tape-free cardboard boxes. I then realized that I can disassemble and reassemble a computer with my eyes closed and one hand behind my back, but I was outsmarted by a cardboard box. FML

#2161329
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31129) - you deserved it (7563)

On 05/21/2009 at 9:18pm - work - by StellarSapience (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at work at an office store. I was instructed to put together several tape-free cardboard boxes. I then realized that I can disassemble and reassemble a computer with my eyes closed and one hand behind my back, but I was outsmarted by a cardboard box. FML

#2161329
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31129) - you deserved it (7563)

On 05/21/2009 at 9:18pm - work - by StellarSapience (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

#2123826
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16809) - you deserved it (57862)

On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

#2123826
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16809) - you deserved it (57862)

On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML

#2103981
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18520) - you deserved it (87840)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Takuma (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was selected to give my speech to the entire school. I was later told it had to be censored because it was inappropriate, even though I was just trying to make a point. My speech was on political correctness. My speech on political correctness was censored for political reasons. FML

#1973868
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43866) - you deserved it (4487)

On 05/16/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while working at a children's day camp, one of the kids who is allergic to peanuts went into anaphylactic shock. I ran and grabbed the boys eppe pen. I was holding it backwards so the injection went into my hand, causing me to pass out and both of us to be rushed to hospital. FML

#1926595
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23934) - you deserved it (51092)

On 05/14/2009 at 10:11am - work - by MC (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was accepted to Harvard's law program. Prestigious right? After hearing the good news the only thing my parents talked about over dinner was who they wanted to win American Idol: Adam, Kris or Danny. FML

#1916731
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52577) - you deserved it (4599)

On 05/13/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by NoComparison (woman) - United States (New York)



FML's blog

  • Matteor's illustrated FML #2
  • So, is everyone back from their vacation? Can we get back to regular programming? No? OK, I get it. You're all still crying about not being at the beach any more, well, I am anyway. And this time of year…

Thursday 11 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: