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tripwire88

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 January 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 209
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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tripwire88's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer came into our store and asked if we sold "child sized coffins". This isn't even the weirdest question I've been asked. FML

#21140459
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39476) - you deserved it (4230)

On 05/15/2014 at 8:02am - work - by iworkatofficedepothomes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML

#21024175
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48389) - you deserved it (5432)

On 01/11/2014 at 12:55am - love - by rollergirl13 - United States (Alaska)

Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML

#20937890
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49402) - you deserved it (5336)

On 10/29/2013 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)



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