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tripleshame
  • Town/Country : tulsa, USA
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 December 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 284
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31884) - you deserved it (3751)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by tech_support (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, after puking all over the bathroom and my legs, I called my husband for sympathy. The first thing he says is "Did you cry?" and when I answered no, instead of wishing me better he quickly exclaimed "WHO'S MY BIG GIRL!" FML

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On 03/08/2010 at 5:40pm - health - by gotitEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

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122 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. FML

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On 10/19/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by JohnB (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

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322 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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