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by kissrocks4 / 04/11/2012 at 3:04am / United States (California) / Health
Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML
by Anonymous / 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I witnessed my husband swat a coffee bean over and over again, all the while mistaking it for a fly. I then figured he probably has a lower IQ than I do, which wouldn't be so bad if mine wasn't a few points away from minor retardation. FML
by sheilob / 03/24/2012 at 7:06pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by SG / 03/24/2012 at 8:14am / United States / Intimacy
by justgreat / 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by elisabeth_pwnes / 03/16/2012 at 6:38am / Norway (Vestfold) / Love
by Karen / 03/04/2012 at 9:00pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by 97 / 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
by Anonymous / 02/01/2012 at 3:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
by elisimo / 01/24/2012 at 3:50am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 3:25am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
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