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About triSARAtopsRAWR : Faith first. Cowboys football obsessed. Grad school educated. Giver not a taker. Bit nerdy. Always silly. Smart ass. Love to go out. Love to stay in. Netflix keeps me sane. Feed me good steak & good whiskey. Music is my lifeblood. TX country mostly, but I like anything that hits me right. Family girl. Dog fanatic. My two dachshunds rule my world. Brain runs the gamut between politics & Harry Potter/Doctor Who.
I'm different than most & I just want to be happy being me.
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Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Friday 19 September 2014