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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 May 1988 (27 years)
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About treyster : haha im always screwed

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Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12908) - you deserved it (85182)

On 03/23/2009 at 1:42am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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