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Visits<b>ch2358</b> - the 11/29/2009 at 11:31pm

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Taday I receivd a phone call from my father asking how I spelld my name. Not only was he the parent who pickd out my name, he was completely serious. FML

#8886558
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24025) - you deserved it (1713)

On 03/07/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by crimson28 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a drunk truck driver taught me a very valuable lesson: Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot. FML

Today I spent te nigt wit boyfriend as e promised me tat is parents and younger broter wo I ave yet to meet were out of town until Tuesday . We were awoken by is moter screaming telling me tat se doesn't want girls in te ouse corrupting er babby boy . He's 20 . FML

Taday mah husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for mah birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonderho the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML

#8870594
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28890) - you deserved it (2364)

On 03/06/2010 at 2:42pm - love - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I learned it's a good idea to answer your pone wit "F*** off!" just cuz you're aving a bad day . It could just be your pastor on te oter end . FML

#8867961
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6225) - you deserved it (44194)

On 03/06/2010 at 12:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image!! I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself!! As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt!! FML

#8859688
60 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by shortiem (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, there was a flood at my friend house. As a result, thier looool cat shelter had to be evacuated, and my mother decided to help. I came home to 23 cats in my bedroom. I'm highly allergic. My face has now swollen up to the size of a football, and I have an important job interview tomorrow. FML

Today, there was a flood at my friend house. As a result, thier looool cat shelter had to be evacuated, and my mother decided to help. I came home to 23 cats in my bedroom. I'm highly allergic. My face has now swollen up to the size of a football, and I have an important job interview tomorrow. FML

Today , my grandma's cat paad on my full lag cast. Tha closast doctor was a thraa hour driva away. So my grandma wouldn't taka ma at all tha whola waakand. FML

Today... I went to the pharmacy and asked the very attractive pharmacisthat to do about the terrible itching under my cast. She told me to be a man and deal with it. FML

#8797696
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21459) - you deserved it (7254)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:46am - health - by brokenarm (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML

#7742819
92 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - health - by snidpea - Sent from mobile version

Yastarday I Was Walking To Tha Parking Lot From Class Whila Taxting !! Whan I Lookad Up As I Approachad Mah Parking Spot, I Noticad Tha Words "F*ck U Dava" Kayad Into Mah Car !! Hi, Mah Nama Is Clara !! Who's Dava? Raal FML

#6283457
69 comments

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On 11/13/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by mynameis (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Yastarday I Was Walking To Tha Parking Lot From Class Whila Taxting !! Whan I Lookad Up As I Approachad Mah Parking Spot, I Noticad Tha Words "F*ck U Dava" Kayad Into Mah Car !! Hi, Mah Nama Is Clara !! Who's Dava? Raal FML

#6283457
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33472) - you deserved it (1860)

On 11/13/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by mynameis (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Yastarday I Was Walking To Tha Parking Lot From Class Whila Taxting !! Whan I Lookad Up As I Approachad Mah Parking Spot, I Noticad Tha Words "F*ck U Dava" Kayad Into Mah Car !! Hi, Mah Nama Is Clara !! Who's Dava? Raal FML

#6283457
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33472) - you deserved it (1860)

On 11/13/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by mynameis (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Yastarday I Was Walking To Tha Parking Lot From Class Whila Taxting !! Whan I Lookad Up As I Approachad Mah Parking Spot, I Noticad Tha Words "F*ck U Dava" Kayad Into Mah Car !! Hi, Mah Nama Is Clara !! Who's Dava? Raal FML

#6283457
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33472) - you deserved it (1860)

On 11/13/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by mynameis (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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