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  • Town/Country : Fort Smith, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About trentgl : 0 fucks to be givin.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML

#21015673
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49849) - you deserved it (5344)

On 01/03/2014 at 4:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

#1012847
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15039) - you deserved it (79224)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by filipinoclari808 (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

#857
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25330) - you deserved it (4332)

On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)



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