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  • Birth Date : Monday 30 June 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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trencher97's favorite FMLs

Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

#21343482
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21625) - you deserved it (1460)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm - misc - by Elrond Hubbard (man) - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML

#21341527
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36273) - you deserved it (2117)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

#21341221
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28333) - you deserved it (4087)

On 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm - kids - by frozenpoo - United States

Today, my 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when my mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia. FML

#21340484
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26589) - you deserved it (2249)

On 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my wife wanted me to take her to a new restaurant in town. When I looked it up and saw their prices, I almost had a heart attack. When I said it was too expensive, she snapped "Maybe you'd like to look up 'Lorena Bobbitt' next?!" We went to the restaurant. FML

#21338935
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27658) - you deserved it (5682)

On 01/17/2015 at 1:49pm - love - by wounded pride, intact cock (man) - United States

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

#21338512
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26907) - you deserved it (3111)

On 01/16/2015 at 8:59pm - kids - by DrLight - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my dad was fixing my wardrobe and pushed too hard, causing stuff to fall from the top shelves. I saw it happen with my own eyes, but he's dead-set convinced that it was some kind of poltergeist fucking with him, and now he doesn't want me to go in my room. FML

#21338219
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25984) - you deserved it (1908)

On 01/16/2015 at 11:22am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism". FML

#21335591
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29975) - you deserved it (2213)

On 01/12/2015 at 3:23am - work - by nick (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

#21335369
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31497) - you deserved it (2577)

On 01/11/2015 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, a guy called me out of the blue. Apparently, he'd copied my number from a sheet we'd filled out in church. He doesn't understand why I'm "overreacting". FML

#21335287
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26594) - you deserved it (3106)

On 01/11/2015 at 7:39pm - love - by janegeorge (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying something new. I ended up with a shard of glass in my back and a concussion. Don't have sex on a glass table. FML

#21335128
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17495) - you deserved it (25611)

On 01/11/2015 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, my girlfriend accused me of being insecure and feeling threatened by the fact that she has a daughter from a previous relationship. She's vaguely right; I feel threatened, but mainly because the psycho keeps threatening to stab me to death when her mom isn't around to hear. FML

#21334989
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31467) - you deserved it (2392)

On 01/11/2015 at 8:03am - kids - by StabStab (man) - Belgium

Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML

#21334385
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24547) - you deserved it (18715)

On 01/10/2015 at 9:35am - misc - by kb (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

#21334376
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42105) - you deserved it (2724)

On 01/10/2015 at 8:45am - love - by Anonymous - United States



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