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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 January 1972 (43 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1094
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today... I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by... soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated... I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. big fat FML

#15637668
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36931) - you deserved it (20471)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I was in IKEAhen friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I textd friends to seehere they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML

#15616654
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35239) - you deserved it (12174)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Nicole - United States

Taday I got a call from mah 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, mah kid has been charging grls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50122) - you deserved it (8170)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the split to the group. I slid down, legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted fir the full 5 second it took to reach the ground. FML

#14613104
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34223) - you deserved it (5805) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins

today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, 4 The First Time Ever, Mah Boyfriend Of One Year Told Me He Loved Me. He Was Calling Me By Collect Call From The County Jail. FML

#14485086
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27677) - you deserved it (5750)

On 01/06/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I realizd that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy looool and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
232 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I rantad a copy How To Train Your Dragon 4 mah young son to watch. I puttad tha DVD in, hit play without paying attantion, and want off to maka lunch. A faw minutas latar, mah son ran into tha kitchan scraaming. Apparantly, thara was a mix up at tha rantal stora and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

#14337359
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39178) - you deserved it (10551)

On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom , under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while mah grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML

#14272041
85 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, ma boyfriend an I were playing around . He trew me over is soulder an turnd around, smacking ma face against te wall . Ten e smackd ma ead into te fridge after turning round to see "wat tat loud bang" was . FML

#14244389
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34992) - you deserved it (4070)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder an take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, an I face-planted on the ground. FML

#14194626
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28275) - you deserved it (2816)

On 12/13/2010 at 8:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I GOT MARRID. TONIGHT, I RECIEVD THE BEST ORGASM OF MAH LIFE. NOT FROM MAH HUSBAND; FROM THE JACUZZI TUB IN OUR HONEYMOON SUITE, WHERE HE WAS PASSD OUT DRUNK. FAT FML

#14170745
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34721) - you deserved it (4495)

On 12/11/2010 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I said to mah wife that I wished I had met her 20 years ago. Her response was, "Twenty years ago I had beautiful tits and many options, I wouldn't have even looked at you." FML

#14140918
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40949) - you deserved it (5219)

On 12/09/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by prinzess (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I lerened that wat happen in Vegas doesn't alway stay in Vegas!! This include mah one night stand who turned up outside mah front door with a suitcase in her hand!! FML

#14140366
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18307) - you deserved it (40051)

On 12/09/2010 at 7:31am - intimacy - by NeverDrinkingAgain - Canada

Today , I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for u too." FML

#14120118
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12410) - you deserved it (81899)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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