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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 140
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

#20825416
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53325) - you deserved it (6999)

On 08/07/2013 at 11:46am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

#20825319
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I agree, your life sucks (41264) - you deserved it (3950)

On 08/07/2013 at 10:26am - misc - by Bethany - United States

Today, I was reading in my apartment. Due to a heatwave and my lack of AC, I was completely naked. My cat jumped onto my lap, and as her claws dug into my stomach, I recoiled. This caused her to retreat, clawing at my nether regions in the process. My pussy mauled my pussy. FML

#20810087
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51254) - you deserved it (11675)

On 07/29/2013 at 5:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I tried to help a bird who had broken his wing. I walked straight into a door while looking down at him in my hands, and ended up all but breaking his other wing. FML

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76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40172) - you deserved it (12404)

On 07/29/2013 at 3:11pm - animals - by TehUglyLife (woman) - United States (Florida)



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