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I agree, their lives suck
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Today, I Went Through The Drive Through At Dunkin Donuts And Askd Fir An Icd Coffee. After No Response I Start Frantically Screaming About Bad Service. After A While, The Woman Comes Out To Mah Car And Says, "Please Pull Up To The Speaker." I Yelld At A Garbage Bin Fir 5 Minutes. FML
Today, I cummed home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read ( Because you can't find a real girl, I made yur current one prettier, Love Mom. ) FML
Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of mah ski hat by mah twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf an have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML
Friday 27 March 2015