Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

trav_o

Offline (the 11/16/2014 at 5:16pm) | Search for a member

trav_o

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 209
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

trav_o's page activity

Visits<b>Mindset</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 2:00pm<b>worldclassrager</b> - the 04/09/2014 at 8:55am<b>little_one1</b> - the 02/27/2014 at 4:09pm<b>funky303</b> - the 02/27/2014 at 8:32am<b>cnparks1990</b> - the 02/26/2014 at 10:17pm<b>Alexis32</b> - the 02/26/2014 at 9:09pm<b>sanpedrowolfgirl</b> - the 02/26/2014 at 7:44pm<b>hunteryager</b> - the 02/25/2014 at 10:50pm<b>iamautumn</b> - the 07/03/2013 at 1:37pm<b>DollyDope</b> - the 06/08/2013 at 2:00pm<b>1992yoko</b> - the 06/08/2013 at 2:00am<b>foreveralone83</b> - the 06/08/2013 at 12:28am<b>missalice0306</b> - the 05/28/2013 at 6:38pm<b>dead_insects</b> - the 04/09/2013 at 8:16am<b>aa1717</b> - the 04/02/2013 at 10:55am<b>immarkblack</b> - the 03/23/2013 at 2:31pm<b>Aregonde</b> - the 03/23/2013 at 6:35am<b>sadistmonkey</b> - the 03/23/2013 at 2:09am

trav_o's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

See all of trav_o's badges

trav_o's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML

#21098714
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41489) - you deserved it (4544)

On 03/28/2014 at 5:43pm - love - by unappreciated husband (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

#21071183
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41805) - you deserved it (7455)

On 02/25/2014 at 11:59am - love - by jill (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

#20712090
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66829) - you deserved it (9230)

On 06/07/2013 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by what the fuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while at the supermarket. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed and "f you" was written on my windshield. FML

#20700486
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46348) - you deserved it (14408)

On 06/02/2013 at 1:20am - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I agreed to go on a date with the creepy guy from my Economics class because I'm so broke that I could really use the free meal. FML

#20628307
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45447) - you deserved it (13798)

On 04/28/2013 at 6:24pm - love - by shameless - United States (Georgia)

Today, I didn't mind paying a little bit extra for my manicure because I forgot how nice it was to have someone hold your hand. Even if it was an old Asian lady. FML

#20581665
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32419) - you deserved it (5131)

On 04/09/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by lonelygirl (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to get my grandparents out of jail, because they were caught having sex in a public place. They excused their actions by saying that you can only be young and stupid once, so if you continue doing stupid actions, you are still young. FML

Today, I was proposed to, under the condition that I "get thin" first. FML

#20578323
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47228) - you deserved it (9171)

On 04/06/2013 at 11:19pm - love - by ziggers10 - United States

Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML

#20577504
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30042) - you deserved it (2605)

On 04/06/2013 at 1:06pm - misc - by yeah why not (woman) - Norway

Today, while I was going down on my husband, our 3-year-old daughter woke up and started crying from the other room. He practically burst into tears too, whining that she was doing it on purpose to ruin his fun. He was serious. FML

#20544502
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49535) - you deserved it (5654)

On 03/15/2013 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, after house-sitting for a week, I came home to find the house in which I rent a basement suite has all but burned to the ground. My landlord didn't even bother to tell me about the fire. FML

#20533456
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29718) - you deserved it (1728)

On 03/06/2013 at 12:18pm - misc - by evilsandwich (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML

#20532334
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43831) - you deserved it (3658)

On 03/05/2013 at 3:17pm - love - by Alexandra - United States (Maryland)

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

#20529430
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32027) - you deserved it (5403)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:37pm - misc - by FUCKKKS (man) - United States

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

#20529231
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22249) - you deserved it (45498)

On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML

#20527973
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44330) - you deserved it (20276)

On 03/02/2013 at 10:32am - animals - by yikes - United States



FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: