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About transcedental : Um. Hai. I've been reading FML 6 months after it came out as a site. I think. I rarely comment, tho. But if you step upon a comment of mine, click on my profile and read this, don't feel free to message me. Mwahahah. Don't even think about it. I will ignore you till the end of time. kthxbye.

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Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML

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On 03/04/2010 at 10:48am - intimacy - by lalararara - United States

Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML

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On 02/08/2009 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by dgordo3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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