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About transcedental : Um. Hai. I've been reading FML for the past four and a half years. I think. I rarely comment, tho. But if you step upon a comment of mine, click on my profile and read this, feel free to message me. I enjoy talking to internet strangers. Mwwahahah. Seriously. xD Well that's about it. kthxbye.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML
Friday 18 April 2014