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Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 9:38am - intimacy - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by camzzz - United States (Washington)
Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by budbunny13 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
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On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 2:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML
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On 03/04/2010 at 10:48am - intimacy - by lalararara - United States
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by dgordo3 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -
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