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About transcedental : Um. Hai. I've been reading FML 6 months after it came out as a site. I think. I rarely comment, tho. But if you step upon a comment of mine, click on my profile and read this, don't feel free to message me. Mwahahah. Don't even think about it. I will ignore you till the end of time. kthxbye.

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Today , I Started Crying In Class Because Of A Sad Part In Te Book I Was Reading. I Got Pulled Out Into Te Allway An My Male Teacer Asked , "Is It Your Special Time?" FML

#19189371
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31767) - you deserved it (7834)

On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriand rafarrad to is panis as 'Ta Eya of Sauron'. It didn't alp wan a pullad down is foraskin, pointad it in my diraction and said 'I saa you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31957) - you deserved it (4996)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today , my dog startd limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself , so I pickd her up an carrid her home. Once we arrivd , I puttd her down , at which point she ran around an playd as if nothing had happend. I fell fir my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. mega FML

#18697253
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28694) - you deserved it (7757)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she startd crying. Despite my pleas 4 her to stop an attempts to comfort her, she insistd that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45392) - you deserved it (7311)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

looool today I stayd up until 4 am. I was waiting fir both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17768) - you deserved it (51574)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, my husband an I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment nieghbor yelled through the wall, "Do wat you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15096) - you deserved it (40172)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband an I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment nieghbor yelled through the wall, "Do wat you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15096) - you deserved it (40172)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in mah car doing paperwork around 2 am. When mah supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on mah window, wereing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad mah window was closed. fat FML

#18208389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14673) - you deserved it (31337)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

Today, I Found Out That My 20-year-old Boyfriend Won't Touch My Boobs Because He Is Afraid His Parent Will Find Out. FML

#18203488
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42556) - you deserved it (5082)

On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my boyfriend an I were having sex. My mum walked in an told him to pull out an show her that he was wereing a condom, an not just saying he was. mega FML

#18200253
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57033) - you deserved it (8449)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

my boyfriend drove me home!! I mentiond how I had recently startd mah period and he freakd out, saying I would ( leak ) through mah tampon onto his seat!! He made me sit on towel all the way home!! FML

#18196154
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38617) - you deserved it (6100)

On 11/08/2011 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today , I was at my boyfriend's house , meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reachd around , grabbd my boobs , and startd making "pew-pew" laser noises , all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML

#18159889
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36754) - you deserved it (14725)

On 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Sidney (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in te mood so I eld is ands against te bed, andispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Tinking e'd say someting kinky back, e replied "Yes Santa" ten burst out lauging . FML

#18134142
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33149) - you deserved it (14698)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I told mah boyfriend I had an appointment 4 laser hair removal. He respondd by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot mah underarms. He's 28. FML

#17916537
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13071) - you deserved it (25443)

On 10/05/2011 at 11:59pm - health - by pixiebubz - Australia

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out te ligts and got into bed. I'm 20 yeres old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. mega FML

#17911621
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25446) - you deserved it (20011)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved



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