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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3662
  • Number of comments : 705
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About tranced_ : ( ._.) I'm kind of a mess but hey! Life's good!

I don't stalk, I investigate.
I'm the next level shit there is!
Lost and profound, Venture Capitalist, pleasure delayer, pragmatic, socially awkward, alienated introvert and an isolated creep, but extremely friendly polite and random procrastinator who loves to explore spicy cuisines although travelling is not my cup of tea.
History is interesting and I watch alot of shows like suits, walking dead, movies like Inception, Marvel Productions, anime, play dota2 on steam.
I love to read as well, nor a partyholic neither a good dancer.
Soon to be a Chartered ACCOUNTANT! trying my best to keep up with the world but miserably lacking behind :( help.
and lastly

Winter is coming! O_O

A big audiophile, share your music? :)
#nowplaying Dogs - pink floyd
p.s you're just as screwed up as the rest of us.

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Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML


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On 10/07/2015 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the 3 girls who have continuously bullied me for the past 3 years gave a class presentation on why bullying is so terrible. Judging from our teacher's comments, they're going to get top marks. FML


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On 10/07/2015 at 9:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend fed a "random mushroom from the woods" to my rabbit. It then had a violent seizure and died. He claims it must have been from "natural causes". FML

Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML


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On 09/26/2015 at 10:24pm - misc - by oops - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML


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On 09/26/2015 at 9:08am - misc - by JT (man) - Luxembourg

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML


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On 09/26/2015 at 8:08am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML


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On 09/25/2015 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany

Today, my girlfriend told me she has decided to become a stay-at-home mom for our dog. FML

Today, my 50-something coworker followed through on his threat to file a defamation lawsuit against me. All because I jokingly said "pedo" after he bragged to everyone that his girlfriend is a smoking hot 19-year-old. FML


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On 09/18/2015 at 3:51pm - money - by Anownimous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML


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On 09/11/2015 at 9:54pm - love - by T___T (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I accidentally deleted my landlord's pictures of his child's graduation, girlfriend, daughter and vacation when he asked me to delete a video off his phone. FML


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On 09/10/2015 at 9:59pm - misc - by NotThatButton (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I drove to school and arrived early to find a parking spot. I found one close to the school, checked the signs, and thought, "Street cleaning is Wednesday. It's okay to park here since it's Tuesday." Being thrown off a day by Labor Day on Monday, I came back to a ticket on my windshield. FML

Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML


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On 07/13/2015 at 5:15pm - intimacy - by Nigel - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML


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On 06/22/2015 at 3:55pm - love - by Partners (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML


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On 06/19/2015 at 3:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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