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About tranced_ : ( ._.) I'm kind of a mess but hey! Life's good!
I don't stalk, I investigate.
I'm the next level shit there is!
Lost and profound, Venture Capitalist, pleasure delayer, pragmatic, socially awkward, alienated introvert and an isolated creep, but extremely friendly polite and random procrastinator who loves to explore spicy cuisines although travelling is not my cup of tea.
History is interesting and I watch alot of shows like suits, walking dead, movies like Inception, Marvel Productions, anime, play dota2 on steam.
I love to read as well, nor a partyholic neither a good dancer.
Soon to be a Chartered ACCOUNTANT! trying my best to keep up with the world but miserably lacking behind :( help.
Winter is coming! O_O
A big audiophile, share your music? :)
#nowplaying Dogs - pink floyd
p.s you're just as screwed up as the rest of us.
text me ^_^
You liked our secret mascot. Well done, Sherlock!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
The Thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML
Today, the 3 girls who have continuously bullied me for the past 3 years gave a class presentation on why bullying is so terrible. Judging from our teacher's comments, they're going to get top marks. FML
Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML
Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML
Today, my 50-something coworker followed through on his threat to file a defamation lawsuit against me. All because I jokingly said "pedo" after he bragged to everyone that his girlfriend is a smoking hot 19-year-old. FML
Today, I drove to school and arrived early to find a parking spot. I found one close to the school, checked the signs, and thought, "Street cleaning is Wednesday. It's okay to park here since it's Tuesday." Being thrown off a day by Labor Day on Monday, I came back to a ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML
Friday 27 November 2015