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Today, I think I've finally gotten past the food poisoning that caused me to puke so violently that I pulled muscles in my abdomen and chest. Unfortunately, some of that vomit hung around long enough to give me a sinus infection. FML
by why?? / 05/24/2016 at 9:29am / United States / Health
by Llamadroid / 05/22/2016 at 2:19pm / United States (California) / Geek
by hrs220 / 05/21/2016 at 5:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Kaibel / 05/21/2016 at 5:39pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by centaursTesticle / 05/18/2016 at 8:34am / United States / Work
Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML
by Sarah-grace / 05/17/2016 at 6:20pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
by shtzbutnogiggles / 05/17/2016 at 10:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I arrived to work at exactly 8 so I could leave at exactly 5, without overtime. I found out later that my brother took my keys with him somewhere and now I can't enter the house until he gets back at 11. FML
by rhplb / 05/17/2016 at 9:10am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Work
by 1942Ford / 05/07/2016 at 10:08am / United States (California) / Health
Today, like any other day I moan after I sneeze. The only issue is that today my husband was on the phone with his grandmother, and had to explain to her, while trying not to laugh, that he wasn't having sex with me while on the phone. FML
by DeadLily / 05/07/2016 at 9:12am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by 3,500 down / 05/07/2016 at 4:00am / United States (Oklahoma) / Money
Today, I went on a coffee date with a man I met online. His "friend" had tagged along. We were having a good conversation, until the friend pulls out his laptop and says, "So let me tell you a little bit about our travel business," and talked about a pyramid scheme for an hour. FML
by Maddi / 05/03/2016 at 10:55pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 4:14pm / United States (West Virginia) / Kids
by titkip / 04/01/2016 at 8:30pm / Kenya (Nairobi Area) / Intimacy
Today, a customer got angry with me, because store policy says we can't accept returns of unsealed video games unless there's actual damage to the disc. The guy got enraged and started yelling about how I'm a "useless fuckwhistle". I almost got written up for laughing so hard at the insult. FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2016 at 4:21pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work