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About tranced_ : ( ._.) I'm kind of a mess but hey! Life's good!
I don't stalk, I investigate.
I'm the next level shit there is!
Lost and profound, Venture Capitalist, pleasure delayer, pragmatic, socially awkward, alienated introvert and an isolated creep, but extremely friendly polite and random procrastinator who loves to explore spicy cuisines although travelling is not my cup of tea.
History is interesting and I watch alot of shows like suits, walking dead, movies like Inception, Marvel Productions, anime, play dota2 on steam.
I love to read as well, nor a partyholic neither a good dancer.
Soon to be a Chartered ACCOUNTANT! trying my best to keep up with the world but miserably lacking behind :( help.
Winter is coming! O_O
A big audiophile, share your music? :)
#nowplaying Dogs - pink floyd
p.s you're just as screwed up as the rest of us.
text me ^_^
You liked our secret mascot. Well done, Sherlock!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
The Thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I picked up an elderly woman walking alone in the cold. I asked her where she was going but she didn't respond. Thinking she was just cold, I kept driving until a man driving erratically kept honking at me. Turns out he's her husband and she has severe Alzheimers. FML
Today, I set my car's speed to 125km/h to pass the speed camera announced by a road sign. Sure of myself, for a laugh I flipped the bird as I went by. When the flash went off, I realised that the speed limit was 110 km/h, not the usual 130 km/h. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML
Today, a woman at work told me that her kid had puked into "a storage bin" in the office. It wasn't a storage bin, it was the outgoing mail tray on the side of my desk containing important contract documents that had to be posted by 5pm that day. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015