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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2968
  • Number of comments : 643
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About tranced_ : ( ._.) I'm kind of a mess but hey! Life is good!

socially awkward and alienated introvert, an isolated creep and a sore loser who loves to explore spicy cuisines although travelling is not my cup of tea, history is interesting and I watch alot of shows like suits, the walking dead, movies like Inception, marvel comics productions, anime, been playing dota2 on steam so add me there ^_^ @coolkiller_
I love to read as well. .nor a partyholic neither a good dancer. .
Dream to be a Chartered ACCOUNTANT ! trying my best to keep up with everybody these days !
extremely friendly polite and random.
and lastly

Winter is coming! O_O

. .A big audiophile, share your taste in music? :)
#nowplaying David Gilmour - Today
#Cats #Catvideos
p.s you're just as screwed up as the rest of us.
I don't ask for nudes so chill. .

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Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19963) - you deserved it (4810)

On 09/26/2015 at 10:24pm - misc - by oops - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24709) - you deserved it (2876)

On 09/26/2015 at 9:08am - misc - by JT (man) - Luxembourg

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML


I agree, your life sucks (21250) - you deserved it (3381)

On 09/26/2015 at 8:08am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23140) - you deserved it (2102)

On 09/25/2015 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany

Today, my girlfriend told me she has decided to become a stay-at-home mom for our dog. FML

Today, my 50-something coworker followed through on his threat to file a defamation lawsuit against me. All because I jokingly said "pedo" after he bragged to everyone that his girlfriend is a smoking hot 19-year-old. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21754) - you deserved it (4769)

On 09/18/2015 at 3:51pm - money - by Anownimous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24570) - you deserved it (2073)

On 09/11/2015 at 9:54pm - love - by T___T (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I accidentally deleted my landlord's pictures of his child's graduation, girlfriend, daughter and vacation when he asked me to delete a video off his phone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12250) - you deserved it (19399)

On 09/10/2015 at 9:59pm - misc - by NotThatButton (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I drove to school and arrived early to find a parking spot. I found one close to the school, checked the signs, and thought, "Street cleaning is Wednesday. It's okay to park here since it's Tuesday." Being thrown off a day by Labor Day on Monday, I came back to a ticket on my windshield. FML

Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24144) - you deserved it (11722)

On 07/13/2015 at 5:15pm - intimacy - by Nigel - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26641) - you deserved it (3162)

On 06/22/2015 at 3:55pm - love - by Partners (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28008) - you deserved it (2252)

On 06/19/2015 at 3:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder". That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML


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On 06/12/2015 at 9:02am - misc - by Jules7594 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22391) - you deserved it (12999)

On 06/06/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Eyebrowless (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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