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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1295
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About tramplife : Juust a dude, dude

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Today, I was in the change room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

#216994
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53025) - you deserved it (3085)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by nuberific (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and I over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#172507
481 comments

I agree, your life sucks (114293) - you deserved it (267336)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (334723) - you deserved it (28814)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (334723) - you deserved it (28814)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

#90535
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40257) - you deserved it (6154)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:13pm - misc - by niabby - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML

#59488
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32990) - you deserved it (11878)

On 02/17/2009 at 3:30am - love - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

#24997
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32690) - you deserved it (7702)

On 02/11/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by seriously?! (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

#18252
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13281) - you deserved it (148045)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (283601) - you deserved it (51955)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML

#7894
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40030) - you deserved it (2205)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43424) - you deserved it (354110)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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