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by Anonymous / 12/31/2009 at 3:06am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
by .... / 12/31/2009 at 1:23am / Canada (Manitoba) / Health
Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened I slipped and fell in the shower and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered "Well, she is masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!". FML
by notexactly / 12/28/2009 at 7:48pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
by Brittanyy_leigh / 12/17/2009 at 2:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by notcool / 12/15/2009 at 4:49pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by cl512 / 09/18/2009 at 9:33am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by awilson / 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML
by Anonymous / 08/20/2009 at 9:23am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML
by Ricky / 08/16/2009 at 9:00pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by JPF / 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my church. As the organ wasn't in tune I had to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in the end of a speech, I accidentally hit the 'demo' button. None of the grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats and turntable scratches. FML
by Jacky-Boy / 08/06/2009 at 8:22pm / United Kingdom (Liverpool) / Work
Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML
by dundundadumb / 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/04/2009 at 2:41am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
by fmjob / 07/21/2009 at 12:39am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy
Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2009 at 10:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
- Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless… Today, I was trying to help a very slow-witted client over the phone. After a while, I realised he… Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own…