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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 August 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31822) - you deserved it (4981)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, I started my new job as a dishwasher, and was very excited since I've been broke for weeks. A few people dined and dashed, apparently for the first time in the restaurant's history. My boss is superstitious. She fired me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28523) - you deserved it (1925)

On 01/17/2012 at 11:08am - work - by broke - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

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149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26072) - you deserved it (14723)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11698) - you deserved it (65521)

On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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