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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 255
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

#14261370
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24686) - you deserved it (6413)

On 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML

#14256786
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14138) - you deserved it (21913)

On 12/19/2010 at 2:46am - love - by lovecrisis247 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

#14139817
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32857) - you deserved it (3696)

On 12/09/2010 at 4:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML

#14058992
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34288) - you deserved it (9472)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at work, there is a rumor going around that I'm gay. Somewhat curious at how did this start, I asked a co-worker. He said I was seen 3 days ago at a mall holding hands with someone who looks like a guy from behind. Three days ago, I was at the mall with my girlfriend. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

#12300042
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50903) - you deserved it (8392)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

#11923673
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32800) - you deserved it (16831)

On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML

#7563904
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30631) - you deserved it (4364)

On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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