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  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 March 1998 (16 years)
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Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42895) - you deserved it (5121)

On 06/11/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus". FML

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