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Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
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I agree, your life sucks (30765) - you deserved it (4485)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML

#21171266
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42913) - you deserved it (5123)

On 06/11/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47947) - you deserved it (3365)

On 05/17/2013 at 11:52am - misc - by Sonofa - Canada (Alberta)



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