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toxxickittyy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 674
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About toxxickittyy : WoW nerd to the max, but I do enjoy other games. I'm an achievement hunter.

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toxxickittyy's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was cleanhen we first startd dating. fat FML

#21267650
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43016) - you deserved it (3834)

On 09/29/2014 at 12:48pm - health - by impure - United States

TODAY... THE DAY BEFORE MY WIFE AN I LEAVE 4 OUR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TRIP... I REALIZED MY PASSPORT EXPIRES IN 2014... NOT 2015. INSTEAD OF A WEEK'S STAY AT AN ALL-INCLUSIVE RESORT IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC... WE'LL BE SPENDING THREE DAYS IN LOUISVILLE. THREE ANGRY DAYS IN LOUISVILLE. BIG FAT FML

#21266059
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30247) - you deserved it (18152)

On 09/26/2014 at 10:23pm - love - by dumass - United States (Ohio)

Today I was walking mah dogs when a woman at a bus stop quite rudely exclaimd "Keep those mutts away from mah kid"!! I replid just as rudely that I wouldn't want them anywhere near her dirty sprog!! It was then we both realisd she was a customer that I regularly talk to at work!! real FML

TODAY, I WAS FEELING FRISKY AN ASKED BOYFRIEND IF HE WANTED A BLOWJOB. HE SAID ( FUCK NO ), THEN ROLLED OVER TO GO TO SLEEP. FML

#21182128
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50699) - you deserved it (8719)

On 06/20/2014 at 5:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Yesterday, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photo of my wedding,hich he didn't bother to come to. Reply: ( What the fuck, are u gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself. ) My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML

#21180887
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47070) - you deserved it (4928)

On 06/19/2014 at 5:05pm - love - by Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I walked in on mah 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in mah bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

#21159254
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63809) - you deserved it (9305)

On 06/01/2014 at 11:51am - intimacy - by help me - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I Saw A Pair Of Eyes Looking At Me From My Closet . Realizing It Must Be My Cat , I Calld Her . She Immediately Cummd Out From Under My Bd . I Can't Find Anything In My Closet . FML

#21155508
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61196) - you deserved it (4735)

On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up again to a warm trickling sensation on my neck. It would seem my rabbit has a thing for doing his business on me to wake me up.

#21103637
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36782) - you deserved it (7092)

On 04/03/2014 at 12:36pm - animals - by Cali girl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her . It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do . By the time we drove home she washining about freezing to death, an now I'm stuck in a househose heating is set to "inferno" . FML

#21035197
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39527) - you deserved it (3890)

On 01/21/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Iceland

Today... my boyfriend dumped me fir knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies... an as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't seehy I should know more... cuz I'm a girl... an "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML

#20921778
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50844) - you deserved it (3752)

On 10/15/2013 at 5:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, My Mother Kept Nagging At Me Cuz My 9-month-old Daughter Only Calms Down When I Play Her Metal. She Demands I Use Gospel, Otherwise She Will Turn Into A ( Devil-worshipping Lunatic Like Her Mother ). FML

#20915864
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42163) - you deserved it (4616)

On 10/10/2013 at 11:04pm - kids - by SlapAndTickle - United States

Today, I told mah boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML

#20796495
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47689) - you deserved it (3772)

On 07/21/2013 at 10:35pm - love - by sabrinatarmine_ - United States (California)

Today, I was explaining to mah son that porn isn't a realistic depiction of sex. Just as I looool finishd explaining to him that threesomes rarely happen in real life, he startd crying. I feel like a dream-crushing monster. FML

#20756438
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49207) - you deserved it (9511)

On 06/30/2013 at 5:44pm - kids - by sorry, kiddo (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, after working at my job 4 months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship after he told me he loved me. FML

#20751768
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42418) - you deserved it (2767)

On 06/28/2013 at 1:23am - work - by unknown relationship - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was accusd of shooting drugs at work. I was only feeding a baby bird that was tuckd into mah arm using a medicine syringe. I've been smuggling it to work because it has to eat every 2 hours or it will starve. Now everyone there thinks I'm a hardcore dope fiend. FML

#20751061
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45489) - you deserved it (8201)

On 06/27/2013 at 7:56pm - animals - by Gribby - United States (Missouri)



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