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About toxxickittyy : WoW nerd to the max, but I do enjoy other games. I'm an achievement hunter.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
TODAY... THE DAY BEFORE MY WIFE AN I LEAVE 4 OUR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TRIP... I REALIZED MY PASSPORT EXPIRES IN 2014... NOT 2015. INSTEAD OF A WEEK'S STAY AT AN ALL-INCLUSIVE RESORT IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC... WE'LL BE SPENDING THREE DAYS IN LOUISVILLE. THREE ANGRY DAYS IN LOUISVILLE. BIG FAT FML
Today I was walking mah dogs when a woman at a bus stop quite rudely exclaimd "Keep those mutts away from mah kid"!! I replid just as rudely that I wouldn't want them anywhere near her dirty sprog!! It was then we both realisd she was a customer that I regularly talk to at work!! real FML
Yesterday, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photo of my wedding,hich he didn't bother to come to. Reply: ( What the fuck, are u gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself. ) My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML
Today, I walked in on mah 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in mah bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
Today, my mom made me go shopping with her . It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do . By the time we drove home she washining about freezing to death, an now I'm stuck in a househose heating is set to "inferno" . FML
Today... my boyfriend dumped me fir knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies... an as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't seehy I should know more... cuz I'm a girl... an "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML
Today, My Mother Kept Nagging At Me Cuz My 9-month-old Daughter Only Calms Down When I Play Her Metal. She Demands I Use Gospel, Otherwise She Will Turn Into A ( Devil-worshipping Lunatic Like Her Mother ). FML
Today, I was explaining to mah son that porn isn't a realistic depiction of sex. Just as I looool finishd explaining to him that threesomes rarely happen in real life, he startd crying. I feel like a dream-crushing monster. FML
Today... I was accusd of shooting drugs at work. I was only feeding a baby bird that was tuckd into mah arm using a medicine syringe. I've been smuggling it to work because it has to eat every 2 hours or it will starve. Now everyone there thinks I'm a hardcore dope fiend. FML
Friday 27 March 2015