About toxxickittyy : WoW nerd to the max, but I do enjoy other games. I'm an achievement hunter.
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toxxickittyy's favorite FMLs
by retail can shart a cock / 01/09/2016 at 12:25am / United States / Work
by snydeeli000 / 10/26/2015 at 11:41pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, my two moms were telling some fairly obscene jokes about their sex life. When I told them to stop making such vulgar jokes, they turned to me and said, "What makes you think we were joking?" They then clarified that they were in fact being completely serious. FML
by erase_my_ears / 10/26/2015 at 10:41pm / United States / Intimacy
by Hyenayena / 05/23/2015 at 5:04pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
by Anonymous / 03/26/2015 at 9:20am / United States (California) / Work
Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML
by anonymous / 02/15/2015 at 5:39pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
by NotMacklemore / 02/12/2015 at 11:59pm / Australia (Victoria) / Money
by Vampire Teabag / 02/12/2015 at 11:25am / United States (Texas) / Love
by SDCore / 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML
by Anonymous / 02/08/2015 at 11:47pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
by Elrond Hubbard / 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
by mybfthecrossdresser / 01/20/2015 at 10:08am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML
by Anonymous / 12/19/2014 at 2:36pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Geek
by giantcuntflaps / 12/13/2014 at 11:03am / Australia / Intimacy
- Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she… Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have… Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood…