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About toxicsauce : I like rock music, candy, big cities, and awesome people ^.^
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Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML
Friday 21 November 2014