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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 January 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 369
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About toxicsauce : I like rock music, candy, big cities, and awesome people ^.^

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Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML


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