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towell777

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9311
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About towell777 : Average 14 year old who wrestles and plays football. I'm the guy on the far right in the green shirt in the picture.

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towell777's favorite FMLs

Today, I was testing for figure skating. I was wearing a brand new custom dress that was a halter top. On my first move, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Immediately after retaking the move, my dress snapped open, exposing myself to the judges. FML

#3316685
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48479) - you deserved it (5344)

On 06/28/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by sk8rgurl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing paintball when I noticed a 9 year old fat kid sitting and crying on the ground. Thinking he'd fallen and was hurt, I walked over to him. He looks up and shoots me in the face, arm, stomach, and happy sacks area from 4 feet away then runs off. He was not hurt at all, and now everything tastes like paint. FML

#2734001
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48828) - you deserved it (8402)

On 06/09/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Woody - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93371) - you deserved it (243475)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML

#2050004
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41129) - you deserved it (25981)

On 05/18/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by Posty (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

#763376
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63179) - you deserved it (30194)

On 04/02/2009 at 6:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)



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