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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 January 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 381
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About tourtinet : My cultural hobbies : reading, writting, theater, make progress in English ( I have a big gaps).sing (but sing off-key) , astronomy

My sports hobbies :swimming, tandem bicycle, walking,canoe, Adventure park , badminton ,fencing, Step aerobics (in home), archery, Bowling !

others : party ( rarely alcohol, but a sangria or a punch IN MODERATION isn't harmful), bum around with friends ( mainly females friend, I have few male friends), eating ( almost edible food, but bonus if this food is spicy), take photos and travelling

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