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tournamentdecide's favorite FMLs

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33512) - you deserved it (2239)

On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26849) - you deserved it (3052)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27968) - you deserved it (3743)

On 02/20/2015 at 11:25pm - animals - by tulisa (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in a heated debate about climate change. I got so flustered that I forgot the word "volcano" and ended up calling them "exploding mountain things". End of the debate. Shame. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27027) - you deserved it (6543)

On 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm - misc - by WalkTheOtherWay - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I let out a monstrous fart at the gym. They said it didn't even sound human. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27386) - you deserved it (6082)

On 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm - misc - by highschoolsucks - United States

Today, I was working out on a horse farm. I slipped and fell on some ice, whacking my head on the metal gate in the process. As I was getting up, I accidentally grabbed the electric fence. FML

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35344) - you deserved it (6658)

On 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm - love - by allgassedout (man) - United States (California)

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31858) - you deserved it (4158)

On 12/20/2014 at 2:33am - love - by qyx3lmnop24 - United States (California)

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32063) - you deserved it (4042)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)

Today, and for the past few days, there is a musical box stuck somewhere in my attic that randomly plays Christmas songs. FML

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because "Nobody's that happy without drugs". FML


I agree, your life sucks (38255) - you deserved it (2562)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML


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On 10/17/2014 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by melissa1028 (woman) - United States

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34558) - you deserved it (3456)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying "It's for my acne." FML


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On 10/03/2014 at 11:08pm - health - by Disappointed -

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