Search for a member

Offline (the 05/07/2016 at 5:21am)



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 October 1999 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4387
  • Number of comments : 331
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About tournamentdecide : leave me alone

tournamentdecide's page activity

Visits<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 10/14/2016 at 12:19am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 10/07/2016 at 3:19pm<b>braver7315</b> - the 10/07/2016 at 9:16am<b>chewsef</b> - the 10/07/2016 at 12:10am<b>madnessking</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 11:02pm<b>ThePaperDragon</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 6:30pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 6:15pm<b>mcdgaf</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 8:28pm<b>weedle99</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 5:22pm<b>duduv2</b> - the 09/05/2016 at 1:11am<b>ebroks</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 1:44am<b>Cacksonic</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 12:53pm<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 5:28pm<b>NocturnalRose</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 5:01pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 2:52pm<b>BananEnigma</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 8:40pm<b>psychoIogical</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 8:45am<b>Soninuva</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 8:42am

Fucked!<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 10/14/2016 at 6:19am<b>weedle99</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 11:22pm<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 11:28pm<b>madnessking</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 3:13pm<b>psychoIogical</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 2:46pm<b>NNOTCHO</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 5:21am<b>TheRealStunts</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 7:24pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 10:10am<b>smeffjeff1989</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 5:30am<b>Cacksonic</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 11:13pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 5:21pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 1:30pm<b>HighlandShadows</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 12:51am<b>idkwyatt</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 4:03am<b>bgbell98</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 3:10pm<b>seanrod27</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 4:18pm<b>cmchappy</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 12:21am<b>Tempezzz</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 12:10am

tournamentdecide's FML badges

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.


You liked our secret mascot. Well done, Sherlock!


You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

See all of tournamentdecide's badges

tournamentdecide's favorite FMLs

Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML

by Anonymous / 05/26/2015 at 11:12am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML

by dickhead / 04/10/2015 at 6:17pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML

by van no gough / 03/21/2015 at 8:07pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I disproved a scientific theory created by my supervisor. He was furious and said that I shouldn't have tried to disprove him. He told me to continue working with his theory and now he threatens to fire me if I publish my work. FML

by ZG_Rules / 03/20/2015 at 10:38am / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Work

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2015 at 4:04am / Australia / Health

Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML

by Anonymous / 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

by tulisa / 02/20/2015 at 11:25pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals

Today, I was in a heated debate about climate change. I got so flustered that I forgot the word "volcano" and ended up calling them "exploding mountain things". End of the debate. Shame. FML

by WalkTheOtherWay / 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I let out a monstrous fart at the gym. They said it didn't even sound human. FML

by highschoolsucks / 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was working out on a horse farm. I slipped and fell on some ice, whacking my head on the metal gate in the process. As I was getting up, I accidentally grabbed the electric fence. FML

by immaloser95 / 01/06/2015 at 4:06pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

by allgassedout / 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

by qyx3lmnop24 / 12/20/2014 at 2:33am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

by lateralligator / 12/12/2014 at 11:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, and for the past few days, there is a musical box stuck somewhere in my attic that randomly plays Christmas songs. FML

by supertacowaffle / 11/28/2014 at 3:47pm / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because "Nobody's that happy without drugs". FML

by Anonymous / 10/18/2014 at 2:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous