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About touch_phobia : I am an introvert, my passion is animals, and I have a touch phobia. 2 ferrets, 2 dogs, 3 cats, 4 aquariums, I love school. I don't belong to any fandoms but I love Sweeney Todd and Slenderman . I am a computer nerd and code websites (fluent in HTML, CSS, JS, JQUERY, PHP, and I am learning MYSQL), and design graphics. Oh and yes I'm a vegetarian but I don't "preach" my beliefs to anyone who doesn't ask. If you eat meat I don't care, it's your choice.
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Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
Friday 18 April 2014