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About tothetest300 : i state my mind. i do not tolerate bullshit... about anything. everyone is equal and all you homophobics and sexist and racist and antisemitic people should shut the fuck up. mean commenters on this site are fuckers and i do not deal with fuckers. if you got a problem with my comments, grow a shit pair and go to hell. i swear a lot. peace to the people!

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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45353) - you deserved it (6615)

On 07/07/2009 at 7:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to play the role of superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML

#2769644
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65010) - you deserved it (5036)

On 06/10/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by superman_not (man) - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

Today, I made an appointment with a therapist because lately I've been feeling alone and like no one cares about me. I waited at her office for about forty minutes before the receptionist informed me that she must have forgotten about the appointment. I was stood up by even my therapist. FML

#971564
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81746) - you deserved it (5185)

On 04/14/2009 at 2:41pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

#925174
128 comments

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On 04/12/2009 at 11:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML

#718784
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57014) - you deserved it (26667)

On 03/31/2009 at 1:32am - kids - by somerandomchick (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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859 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49401) - you deserved it (598257)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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