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  • Number of visits : 938
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About tothetest300 : i state my mind. i do not tolerate bullshit... about anything. everyone is equal and all you homophobics and sexist and racist and antisemitic people should shut the fuck up. mean commenters on this site are fuckers and i do not deal with fuckers. if you got a problem with my comments, grow a shit pair and go to hell. i swear a lot. peace to the people!

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML

#5494730
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48577) - you deserved it (3759)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML

#5225291
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32812) - you deserved it (3054)

On 09/13/2009 at 8:42am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

#5220953
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30014) - you deserved it (12193)

On 09/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by footinmouth (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML

#5189788
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40470) - you deserved it (6634)

On 09/11/2009 at 4:46pm - animals - by ouchh (man) - United States (California)

Today, after spending 20 minutes every day working on my abs for the last month and feeling pretty good about how they were looking, I received the first comment about them. A girl poked them and said 'squish'. FML

Today, my little sister recieved a fairy costume from my aunt. She put it on and waves her wand at me. She said,"Abra cadabra bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing, she put her hands on her hips and says,"Cant you just act pretty?" FML

#4839139
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39600) - you deserved it (4925)

On 08/26/2009 at 4:31pm - kids - by yummolives (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35014) - you deserved it (78746)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of my childhood, I noticed how many my mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she came home from work I jokingly asked, "When did you start hating me?" She replied, "When you were 4". FML

#4460221
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40340) - you deserved it (5417)

On 08/11/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

#4454035
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8879) - you deserved it (64551)

On 08/11/2009 at 4:30pm - love - by Ohfman117 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my brother deleted all traces of the novel I've been working on for three years from my laptop. The reason? When I was born I "stole all of Mum and Dad's attention." He's 24. FML

#4312285
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61809) - you deserved it (5174)

On 08/05/2009 at 4:30pm - misc - by frustrated - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was at the doctors getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirups so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe I looked up to see my brother in law. FML

#4161962
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46950) - you deserved it (2413)

On 07/30/2009 at 1:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

#4073449
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65783) - you deserved it (4300)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

#3988589
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48731) - you deserved it (2673)

On 07/23/2009 at 8:52pm - love - by pleaseno (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

#3654614
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41564) - you deserved it (26738)

On 07/10/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by roar_shark - Canada (Ontario)



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