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About totallylosing : Hey! This is Brook and Dakota.
We live in the great nation of fatasses and swaggy idiots. We both love Xbox, and gaming overall, but if you have an Xbox, and or an Xbox One, you must message one of us your GT. Also, deadmau5 is a passion of his, and Of Mice and Men is one of hers. Hmm... We both love Seth Rogan's sense of humor, and simply adore anything Emma Watson. His favorite exercise is running. Due to being a skinny little fuck that's all he can really do. But he's not bad at it. We've been in a wonderful, loving relationship since May 27, and are handling life's issues together.
Hacked- I love you. (: You make me smile when I need it most. You're my bestfriend as well as my other half. I hope I make you smile and laugh as much as you do me. I know I annoy you and make you mad sometimes but I'm happy you stick through everything by my side. I love you Dakota. -Brook. 😘
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Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML
Friday 21 November 2014