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About totallylosing : Hey! This is Brook and Dakota.
I live in the great nation of fatasses and swaggy idiots. I love Xbox, and gaming overall, but if you have an Xbox, and or an Xbox One, you must message me your GT. Also, deadmau5 is a passion of mine. Hmm... I love Seth Rogan's sense of humor, and I simply adore anything Emma Watson. My favorite exercise is running. Due to being a skinny little fuck that's all I can do. But I'm pretty good at it. I've been in a wonderful, loving relationship since May 27, and I'm just now realizing how much people can care for one another.
Hacked- I love you. (: You make me smile when I need it most. You're my bestfriend as well as my other half. I hope I make you smile and laugh as much as you do me. I know I annoy you and make you mad sometimes but I'm happy you stick through everything by my side. I love you Dakota. -Brook. 😘
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML
Friday 17 October 2014