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totallylosing

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 188
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About totallylosing : Well, I suppose my name is Dakota. I live in the great nation of fatasses and swaggy idiots. I love Xbox, and gaming overall, and deadmau5 is a passion of mine. Hmm... I love Seth Rogan's sense of humor, and I simply adore anything Emma Watson. My favorite exercise is running. Due to being a skinny little fuck that's all I can do. But I'm pretty good at it. I've been in a wonderful, loving relationship since May 27, and I'm just now realizing how much people can care for one another.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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totallylosing's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally walked in on my mom cheating on my step-dad with my real dad. FML

Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42482) - you deserved it (4928)

On 04/20/2014 at 7:24pm - animals - by BetterThanChocolate (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

Today, I was jogging on my farm when I discovered a cave. Unfortunately for me, I discovered said cave by tripping and falling into it where there was still a 10ft drop to the bottom. FML

Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML

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90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40503) - you deserved it (2886)

On 11/16/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by gonnafail (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42166) - you deserved it (3250)

On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt... into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

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214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10595) - you deserved it (69910)

On 06/13/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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