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tostada1011
  • Town/Country : Penitas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 June 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 33
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About tostada1011 : High school and college student. Great Musician and poor at drawing :p

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Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23547) - you deserved it (60237)

On 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a psychiatrist for the first time. After telling her everything I'm going through, she looked at me and said "You know... every five years or so I get a case completely beyond my ability to help." I guess it's been five years. FML

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On 11/19/2013 at 12:31pm - health - by elle (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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