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toshiro10div
  • Town/Country : Revere , U.S
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 November 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 260
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I volunteered at a nursing home. I approached a lonely, old man who had a type of nervous tick. I went over to speak to him, and not even four sentences into our conversation he says, "I'd really like to make love to you." What I thought was a tick was actually him stroking himself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54662) - you deserved it (2828)

On 03/30/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, eating at a nice restaurant and feeling curious, I daringly ask for the surprise 'Maiden's Dreams' desert. The waiter comes back with a banana between two ice cream balls on a plate and no spoon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11446) - you deserved it (4467)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version