Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Offline (the 08/27/2015 at 2:35pm) | Search for a member
About torilovesmusic : Hi! How are you doin', person who is currently reading my bio?! My name is Victoria! I enjoy playing the piano and guitar, I sing and act, I'm quite a book worm, and I love my family and friends- they mean everything to me! I love video games and am very much so an anime-addict.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML
Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML
Friday 28 August 2015