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About torilovesmusic : Hi! How are you doin', person who is currently reading my bio?! My name is Victoria! I enjoy playing the piano and guitar, I sing and act, I'm quite a book worm, and I love my family and friends- they mean everything to me! I love video games and am very much so an anime-addict.
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Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML
Today, my boyfriend has chipped his front teeth for the third time in 2 months. After refusing to tell me how this keeps on happening, I walked in on him throwing his phone in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. FML
Friday 3 July 2015