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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 July 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 244
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About torilovesmusic : Hi! How are you doin', person who is currently reading my bio?! My name is Victoria! I enjoy playing the piano and guitar, I sing and act, I'm quite a book worm, and I love my family and friends- they mean everything to me! I love video games and am very much so an anime-addict.

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Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML


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On 08/19/2015 at 11:00am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa

Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML


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On 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm - misc - by Brooke (woman) - United States (California)

Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML


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On 07/23/2015 at 10:13pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after hours of waiting in line, I finally met my favorite band. After posing for a picture, I looked at my phone to find that instead of taking a picture with me and the band, my friend took selfies. FML

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML


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On 06/20/2015 at 9:59pm - love - by hotheadslav - United States (Indiana)

Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML


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On 05/13/2015 at 7:19pm - health - by windthroughmyflab - United States

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML


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On 05/11/2015 at 12:40pm - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML


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On 05/01/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by why? - United States

Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML


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On 02/14/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by secret - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML


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On 01/16/2015 at 8:59pm - kids - by DrLight - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML


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On 01/16/2015 at 12:09pm - misc - by phones - United States

Today, I broke a glass case containing my pet scorpions. I still can't find them. FML


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On 12/05/2014 at 8:32pm - animals - by sting - United States (California)

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML


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On 12/02/2014 at 12:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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