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torilovesmusic

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 66
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About torilovesmusic : Hi! How are you doin', person who is currently reading my bio?! My name is Victoria! I enjoy playing the piano and guitar, I sing and act, I'm quite a book worm, and I love my family and friends- they mean everything to me! I love video games and am very much so an anime-addict.

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Fucked!<b>dewberry2001</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:16pm<b>greaterdane</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:22am<b>pizzzzza</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 8:06am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 11:32pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 10:55pm<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 3:55pm<b>Cheeky_Fellow</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 4:52pm<b>Holijust</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 2:54am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 3:43pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 1:59am<b>Athinton</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 5:27am<b>theTravinator</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 4:42am

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torilovesmusic's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML

#21429236
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26642) - you deserved it (3710)

On 06/20/2015 at 9:59pm - love - by hotheadslav - United States (Indiana)

Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML

#21409639
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22962) - you deserved it (9149)

On 05/13/2015 at 7:19pm - health - by windthroughmyflab - United States

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

#21408368
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26692) - you deserved it (8717)

On 05/11/2015 at 12:40pm - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

#21402824
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29905) - you deserved it (5558)

On 05/01/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by why? - United States

Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

#21355845
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36886) - you deserved it (2065)

On 02/14/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by secret - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

#21338512
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28728) - you deserved it (3464)

On 01/16/2015 at 8:59pm - kids - by DrLight - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML

#21338246
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26200) - you deserved it (8594)

On 01/16/2015 at 12:09pm - misc - by phones - United States

Today, I broke a glass case containing my pet scorpions. I still can't find them. FML

#21312200
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27581) - you deserved it (13927)

On 12/05/2014 at 8:32pm - animals - by sting - United States (California)

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML

#21310077
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31808) - you deserved it (3520)

On 12/02/2014 at 12:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28853) - you deserved it (3454)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

#21300031
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28591) - you deserved it (3350)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML

#21298452
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44140) - you deserved it (3479)

On 11/13/2014 at 5:20pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized why I never hear my voice echoing when I sing to my boyfriend on Skype; he just mutes me. FML

#21296304
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34569) - you deserved it (10843)

On 11/10/2014 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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