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About tori_1434 : I really enjoy my horses and I love working with them. I love all of my many animals . I am a vegetarian. If you would like to know anything or just talk feel free to message me.!

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tori_1434's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67318) - you deserved it (5807)

On 08/01/2013 at 3:36am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed, nude, when I accidentally farted. He freaked out and asked in all seriousness if I was trying to give his dick pink-eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44670) - you deserved it (7393)

On 07/31/2013 at 5:23pm - misc - by -_____- (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I filled out a political survey for a psychology experiment. A really cute girl was doing it, too. We hit it off and flirted through the surveys, and I asked her out when it was done. Then I found out it was really an attraction experiment and she was in on it. She was acting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (73156) - you deserved it (6948)

On 04/03/2009 at 2:40pm - love - by Troy (man) - United States (Indiana)

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