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Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

#19960143
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16021) - you deserved it (4308)

On 07/19/2012 at 6:31pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my fiancé and I planned a romantic movie night. Champagne, popcorn, romantic comedy. Then his friend decided to show up and they've been talking about 1st generation Pokémon ever since. FML

#19658614
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19296) - you deserved it (4411)

On 05/21/2012 at 7:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML

#19487971
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16207) - you deserved it (2680) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/18/2012 at 12:38am - misc - by Fillifilo (woman) - France

Today, after several hours of trying to get my triplet daughters to go to bed, they finally fell asleep. Exhausted, I went to the bathroom so I could go to bed. Not thinking about it, I dropped the toilet seat down rather loudly and flushed the toilet. All three girls woke up crying. FML

#11444792
120 comments

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On 06/25/2010 at 2:44am - kids - by sigh... - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

#5629622
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18542) - you deserved it (4220)

On 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML

#3550811
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50457) - you deserved it (27521)

On 07/07/2009 at 10:31am - health - by Inod (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

#3193922
67 comments

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On 06/25/2009 at 12:34am - misc - by embarrassed4life (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

#859604
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67000) - you deserved it (182625)

On 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

#527563
353 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML

#523853
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60839) - you deserved it (17810)

On 03/22/2009 at 12:53am - health - by TANT (man) - United States (Florida)



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