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  • Town/Country : Muncie, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 November 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 398
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About topie : Zombies, Anime, Manga, Music, Beer, and hanging out with my friends. these are the things that make me happy. I am a very laid back dude. if you want to talk feel free.

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Today, I dislocated my arm while trying to escape from underneath a flipped over kayak. Who saved me? My two brothers-in-law. Who didn't? My husband, because his "feet were hurting." FML

#15900824
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29490) - you deserved it (2919)

On 04/23/2011 at 8:08pm - love - by crizzy - United States

Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML

#15899408
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17686) - you deserved it (35118)

On 04/23/2011 at 4:18pm - intimacy - by purrykitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML

#15846641
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22724) - you deserved it (19069)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by killercow - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

#15846054
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43465) - you deserved it (5464)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

#15835371
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38044) - you deserved it (5886)

On 04/18/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by samikai523 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

#15820031
729 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44713) - you deserved it (6600)

On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had an all day volleyball tournament in a town an hour away. My dad left early, not realizing he was my ride home. I'm now stranded in the middle of a rural town with no way home anytime soon. FML

#15811389
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30730) - you deserved it (3477)

On 04/16/2011 at 6:56pm - misc - by Mahomie123 - United States

Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML

#15811020
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26372) - you deserved it (7617)

On 04/16/2011 at 6:20pm - health - by overflowing - United States (Texas)



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