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About topie : Zombies, Anime, Manga, Music, Beer, and hanging out with my friends. these are the things that make me happy. I am a very laid back dude. if you want to talk feel free.
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Today, I had an all day volleyball tournament in a town an hour away. My dad left early, not realizing he was my ride home. I'm now stranded in the middle of a rural town with no way home anytime soon. FML
Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML
Friday 27 March 2015